cheeseless
Milwaukee, United States
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
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foreveralone15
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Anonymous
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Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
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United States
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fmlmao
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babygirllxo
Canada
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
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WCARlover 34
That does not sound like a gouda time, I bet you're feeling pretty bleu
roxyroller20 15
Try putting some cold/frozen on it! Or maybe not...
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Comments (47)
jennynardone 5
Haha funny because you're from Wisconsin
jcash52426 5
You need to get more muscles in your wrist start jerking off more. Then go show that block of cheese who's boss
hman1025 17
Oh ya you had da cheese from wiscahnsin
caliguy08 17
I have some cement out front that needs to be grated too.... Wanna help?
finalyearsofhate 22
You should have let it thaw out first. You could have done way worse. Be careful next time with that cheese lol.
zipJohn 16
Well if you haven't finished grating the cheese, you can use it to ice your arm!
just_zach 11
way to perpetuate the Wisconsin stereotype... were you drinking a PBR at the time?
lauraftcats 4
This Wisconsin is strong in this one.
Statikkitten 5
This is the most Wisconsin thing I've read in my life, sorry about the wrist though
worldclassrager 39
Was it really that hard? Shred/grate then freeze is the way to go...