Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, my tiny apartment flooded. My family lives out of state and the few friends I have all gave me B.S. excuses for why I can't stay over for a few nights. I'm so broke this month that I'll probably have to hit up my psycho ex. FML
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML
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Lufferkinz 0
Hole in your pocket... literally
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
How do you have sex with a shit? Please demonstrate.
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pinklover24 13
You should ask boner man 2 help
domosumo 0
Sell your house mate to cover the rent.
xfrshkddx_fml 0
yu have a suck ass roommate, home boy.
sxyKarri_94 0
U should sell your roommates stuff, take the money, get out of that place and never see ur roommate ever again, find a new roommate and start all over again
MuchDance90s 0
you can't compare the two, especially considering the population
sweetcheex666 6
I think you roommate is the main reason for your stress, get rid of him and find somebody who can do more than just sit on his ass.
InsaneGenius 0
Tell your roommate you don't have the money either. Go ahead and pay the rent, and when he finally comes up with some money take it and say you're giving it to the landlord; obviously keep it because you've already paid. The point is to get him on his toes by not letting him know you bailed him out.
ruca 0
at 21 my health is horrible too. very serious conditions. I wish you luck. my friend just suggested mma fighting classes. helps get the stress out. n I'd get a new roomie :( good luck dear.
denlillakotten 4
Yeah ouch I heard you don't wanna get sick in the states. Sunbathe! Eat healthy things like fish! No joke.
5t3ff1k4h 47
...Sunbathing makes them sick, idiot. Ever heard of this disease called cancer? Yeah, it's pretty common when your life is spent outside baking like a cake.
Ikz_Hustler 9
Tell him to cover his own ass. It ain't your problem jheez "/