Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, my tiny apartment flooded. My family lives out of state and the few friends I have all gave me B.S. excuses for why I can't stay over for a few nights. I'm so broke this month that I'll probably have to hit up my psycho ex. FML
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML
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Lufferkinz 0
Hole in your pocket... literally
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
How do you have sex with a shit? Please demonstrate.
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nerdsgetmehot 23
OP, it sounds like you need to find a way to relax! Maybe see a therapist (if you can afford it) so they can help you come up with ideas that will let you unwind and chill out. I also have problems with stressing myself out, so I know how that is!
SirEBC 7
I wasn't serious.
skulluks 0
pimp his worthless ass out.
aback 5
EXACTLY what I was going to suggest. If nobody will let him touch them, he can sell his blood, at least.
Justine94_x 31
And that's why I live in England..free healthcare. ;) Also, maybe get a new roommate? I find showers are relaxing, but hey, maybe that's just me...
geminiwings87 0
Its to bad OP doesn't live in Canada 'eh? We've free health care. Another reason why Canada rules.... :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
I find it sad, Boners, that you know this and you're not Canadian. What makes it worse is that the "Canadian" above you doesn't know ANYTHING about their own country...
vettle 6
how do they not know ANYTHING??? because they made one misconception about taxes? asshole.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Let's see. We'll start with the common misconception (that shouldn't be a misconception for people who actually live in the country) that we have free health care. We do not, obviously. Boners hit the nail on the head when he said it came from our taxes. It's all from our own pockets. Not that I think it's a bad idea or anything, but it could be improved. I'm not involved nor do I care about politics in any way, shape or form yet I know this simple fact. ...Do I really need to go on? I feel like I'm wasting my time replying to you... FYI I'm also a Canadian, so it's not like I'm dissing other countries. I'm going to go now before I fall asleep at the computer.
geminiwings87 0
um... yes thanks, I was aware I pay taxes, and what those taxes are used for, but you Americans also pay taxes and still have to fork out even more money just to see your doctor. Canada is the way to go, just normally most Americans that I've talked to won't admit it. It's cool, more land for me.
canadiangleek 0
holy shiit this girl is dumb. Gemini is completely right. they still pay more than us and that's that :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
44 - I didn't say Canada is a "bad" country to live in due to the taxes and such, and I realize America is much worse in terms of health care and the like. Did you read the part where I said "not that I think it's a bad thing or anything..."? Yeah, I didn't think so. I'm sure there are a few better countries than Canada to live in, which was my entire point that you obviously didn't get. Canada is not THE BEST country to live in, but it's certainly not the worst. All I said in my second post was that they could stand for a little improvement. Any country can. Okay? Okay. Glad we got that settled.
geminiwings87 0
Wow, I'd hate to meet you in person. You sound like a right bitch. Good talking to you :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#63 Nope! 5t3ff1k4h is cuddly and lovable...But she will tear anyone up for being ignorant. And that's why we love her. :)
yehr 0
they're still covered and no one goes into poverty and loses their house over medical.. lol
demetrius19 7
lol time 2 kick him out and find someone who can pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SarahSaraSayWhat 0
Try have ur brother yell in walmart that its his sister (me) is here to buy tampons for "her time of the month" T_T
demetrius19 7
lol sucks 2 me u love
sunnysurfchick 0
i wonder if you said you didn't have it either, what he would do? tell them to hit the pawn shop do something, go borrow it from someone besides you.
structuredchaoz 4
Kick your roommate to the curb