Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML
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Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML
Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
Today, me and my dad's birthdays are both a week apart. For his birthday I'd given him a cute card with a dog on it that said happy birthday, and inside it had 200$. A week later, he gave me the same card, but it was empty. FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
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89_Sparkly 7
that's so mean!!
YacL 15
I bet if it had a naked chick on it he wouldn't have thrown it away, mind you it'd probably be really awkward.
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juliemarbles 0
this is why mothers day is more recognized then fathers day is...mothers appreciate EVERYTHING
smartalek 2
my dad always keeps my cards. they matter when they're old.
JesterMarcus 0
Attention Women: Guys typically don't care about cards. They are a waste of time, space, and resources. Just so you know, we don't think like you do usually. We are just wired differently.
structuredchaoz 4
Ouch. My fav gift was my handmade card. Bad daddy
skrillex99 0
how did he deserve this people? it's like disliking a video on YouTube cuz ur a troll
Vegangeekgirl 2
Next year just buy him a flyswatter and write "To Dad" on it with permanent marker. That's what I would had done anyway in your situation.
PhilMcHawk 7
Don't take it personal op, I don't keep any greeting cards either.
mouseatoken 0
That is so mean. Your dad is an asshole. Today I got a warning from my boss for unprofessional wardrobe today because I wore a hat that said best dad ever. It made me look like the cat in the hat but with ribbons and shit and I'm still wearing it because it was from my son and he thinks I look cool in it.
Trooth 13
aww your dad's mean :(
nfc14 2
My dad woukd still have it in his drawer 10 years later. Some times the more you care for people the more they take it for granted. Get him nothing next year and when he inevitably asks, remind him of the fly swatter