Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like...

By allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Behave yourselves

By DogStew - 16/11/2023 08:00

Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Itching and scratching

By BMXDude22 - 06/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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Saturday 19 September 2015 1:36

What I wanna know is... if you're in a situation where you have to present your ID, do you have to make a sneezing face to be recognizable?

CallMeWindSock 24

Saturday 19 September 2015 1:35

Sounds like a funny story, but does he not understand that people's ID photos need to be recognizable?

Comments

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 19 September 2015 9:51

Well then maybe you shouldn't fake sneezes. It's snot funny.

Anikaaaaa 31

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:52

A picture like that would not be allowed in the Netherlands. Our pictures have to be super serious, no teeth can be visible (no bright smiles), ears have to be in the shot and your face has to be perfectly aligned with some lines on the screen. The resulting pictures always turn out like mugshots, but on the bright side: no sneeze pictures.

IamHM 14

Saturday 19 September 2015 16:59

If, in the photog's mind, you were "clearly trying to be funny" then why would he think you would want to re-take it? If he thought you were being funny, then if you really were, you wouldn't be wanting a re-take.