Health: Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back...

By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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Rude awakening

By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

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Asshat

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML

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By de-ow-dorant - 19/01/2017 08:00

Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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Back in the red

By Brandon Lafantaisie - 03/05/2020 14:00

Today, I sneezed and pulled every muscle in my lower back. For the third time in two years, after $3000+ in physiotherapy. Round 3, here we come. FML

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hnaggar 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 11:52

Gesundheit

freesitter 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 11:52

Damn, that blows.

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wanderingshopper 13

Monday 1 July 2013 3:19

Been there done that. Just try not to pass gas cause it hurts more!

higashinyimi 1

Monday 1 July 2013 5:24

That happened to me before it sucked unlike my wife

Dame84 6

Monday 1 July 2013 6:30

It was quite the sneeze.

Euronymous93 29

Monday 1 July 2013 8:20

How is that even possible!? Feel better soon, OP.

cmac86 23

Monday 1 July 2013 14:23

oh man, I know that feeling. I have scoliosis and can relate. I'm sorry. unfortunately there's not really much you can do besides a heat or ice pack.

AliveLikeFire 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:08

you really should go to the hospital.

peter_t 1

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:28

It's okay, I threw mine out playing frisbee

Nuparu_Mercer 5

Thursday 3 April 2014 21:07

How the hell does that work?

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 26 June 2014 21:45

That happened to me a couple weeks ago

jmbatthebeach 2

Sunday 5 October 2014 2:19

That's happened to my dad like 4 times now.

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