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By Lou Czar - 07/01/2009 23:56 - United States

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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - 12/03/2015 13:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Cullens4Love 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:12

dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:45

So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:30

you're both as bad as one another then, match made in heaven!

Ginjar220 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:18

I agree with everybody, pathetic. You disgust me.

j3ebrules 13

Friday 16 December 2011 7:52

One word. Karma.

bignrich1324 2

Friday 27 January 2012 21:37

If you like pina colada...........

Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:24

No one should EVER cheat on their boy friend/girlfriend

Lexi9312 5

Friday 3 February 2012 4:35

I don't feel bad for you...

BobbysBaby 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:46

just become swingers and cheat together lmao

udeserveditbro69 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:14

I'm probably gonna get bitched the **** out , but what is a cheating website ?

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Friday 21 February 2014 9:13

AshleyMadison.com is the most famous, but there are several. They are dating sites designed for married people looking to cheat. The site promises discretion, and the hopes of finding other people cheating as well...The theory is if you find another person who is also cheating, it limits the chances of the other person wanting you to leave your spouse for them. Basically horrible websites designed for horrible people.

allynomicide 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 22:30

Wow but why where you even on there ? That's what I would love to know

djjmax 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:33

One of her boyfriends cheated on her,she can never trust men again,so tragic

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