Intimacy: Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

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DarkKnyte 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:31

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:33

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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crazy_sexy_cool 0

Monday 14 December 2009 21:36

your "main man"??? that would mean there is more than one...which would mean he's right by calling you a hoe...smh

turboless 0

Monday 28 December 2009 11:30

HAHA

hatemylife6 0

Monday 28 December 2009 15:30

hey , i donnt see why its so bad .. he calls youu his hoe righht ? thaats a goood thing .

psychoxxxinvader 3

Monday 28 December 2009 21:51

Drop him.

Bertha5 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 6:03

ur main man? how manu do u havee?

CannedSausages 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:21

LOL

me0wx 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:34

lmfaoo , this made me laughh

hobrahtakeiteasy 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:56

LOL epiic

crazychillldd 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 18:52

Hm... Sorry but you call him your 'main man' so wouldn't that be like your pimp? Stop freaking out over it, because there are worst things that could happen.