Intimacy: Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

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By ishweta56 - 17/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

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DarkKnyte 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:31

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:33

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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Dopeyrox 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 22:02

YDI for saying main man

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 November 2009 22:25

I think the use of the possessive pronoun "my" should make you happy . . . you stupid ho. Also, since he referred to you as a garden implement, he doesn't think you are a ho (*****).