Intimacy: Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

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Today, I met a really nice couple at a bar. We talked and the conversation eventually drifted towards online dating. I casually commented that hooking up through the internet was sad and pathetic. Turns out they met on Myspace. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By ishweta56 - 17/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

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DarkKnyte 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:31

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:33

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

Comments

nicolebabyy 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:03

First of all, you need to learn how to take a joke. And, who has MySpace anymore?

Bigdanish9785 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:28

Myspace? wtfs wrong wit u

gavvvincharlie 0

Friday 18 November 2011 21:18

Not like anyone's gonna see it

luzono 0

Friday 16 December 2011 8:51

Spell "hoe" right first off "main man" lover.

LilSideTwerk 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:03

hahah thats watchu get for still using MYSPACE!

DomesticAngel 14

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:39

I see you're very....promiscuous

yourwifelovesme 25

Sunday 8 July 2012 4:25

What a jackass!

TehProRussian 4

Monday 9 July 2012 20:33

I'm going to guess that the true FML here is that your boyfriend prefers gardening tools over women. Yeah that's about right.

Steel_BZ 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 11:52

He posted a pic of the 2 of u, that's good!!

KingCeltic77 18

Thursday 2 August 2012 21:48

Don't worry nobody has a myspace anymore. You should be good.

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