Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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perdix 31
So how far did you kick it? Don't leave us hanging! We don't give a shit about your stupid foot. We want to know how far that thing went!
redxapplexoxo 0
Because it's so much fun to kick a gallon of water for no reason.
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Comments (91)
luckiestchica_fml 0
what does op stand for
TheOmi 0
lol that's really bad, but still it's funny.
Leftieswillrule 3
ydi for breaking your foot. I've done irresponsible shit much worse than that and gotten off with les than a splinter
PlasmaVirus 4
Well, I hope you surprised the nearby civilians with your spontaneous-ness.
missfamousstar11 0
ha fyl that's what they make soccer balls for(:
michelleissexy 0
This is one of the funniest FML's I've ever read YDI SO MUCH!
Holy_ish 19
what did we learn?
cmwalla41 0
Did you not notice it was a little cold and heavy once you picked it up? YDI.
YDIbigtimebro 4
Name says it all
lovepandorasaver 11
If it helps, this fml made many people laugh spontaneously