Miscellaneous: Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying...

By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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By CC - 02/09/2012 06:27 - United States - Southfield

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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Monday 11 January 2010 1:11

So how far did you kick it? Don't leave us hanging! We don't give a shit about your stupid foot. We want to know how far that thing went!

redxapplexoxo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:03

Because it's so much fun to kick a gallon of water for no reason.

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luckiestchica_fml 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:19

what does op stand for

TheOmi 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 8:48

lol that's really bad, but still it's funny.

Leftieswillrule 3

Friday 5 November 2010 22:33

ydi for breaking your foot. I've done irresponsible shit much worse than that and gotten off with les than a splinter

PlasmaVirus 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:15

Well, I hope you surprised the nearby civilians with your spontaneous-ness.

missfamousstar11 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:21

ha fyl that's what they make soccer balls for(:

michelleissexy 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 1:59

This is one of the funniest FML's I've ever read YDI SO MUCH!

Holy_ish 19

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:50

what did we learn?

cmwalla41 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 10:23

Did you not notice it was a little cold and heavy once you picked it up? YDI.

YDIbigtimebro 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:14

Name says it all

lovepandorasaver 11

Friday 6 April 2012 0:27

If it helps, this fml made many people laugh spontaneously

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