Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
HAHAHAHA poor guy :( apparently you arent dating?
shazzahllala 0
FML needs a category called "Social Networking Site Miscommunications." :-/
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Comments (72)
fretforyerlatte 0
agreed. how about some variety here?
lolwatlol 0
LOL FACEPALM ydi
LovingCFK 8
obviously this guy doesn't even have a booty call, if he thinks 'dating' means 'girlfriend'. or even that 'sex' means 'girlfriend'. ****** a ... he doesn't own this chick. if you were really in a relationship with her, you would have coordinated that facebook change. YDI, retard!
weezi_fml 0
ouch wut an embarrassment :S
N3VVRmiNd 0
Why doesn't everyone just give up on facebook? So many FMLs are like this, and it's getting annoying.
XScarlet 4
What ever happened to verbal communication? People determine whether or not they're in a relationship through Facebook? REALLY? That's really sad, pathetic even. FYL for thinking you're in a relationship without talking to the OTHER PERSON about it. (Yes, it usually takes two people to decide whether or not you're in one).
giganticbrain 0
One thing you must learn is that sarcasm does not travel well over the internet. What you mistook for a serious response is most likely a joke.
Escapist28 0
#36 has it, right on. Also, it doesn't sound like the OP knows the difference between dating someone and being in an actual relationship with them. Did you ask if she was dating you exclusively, or did you just assume?
acd23 0
That's exactly what I'm thinking! And they don't even have to do it face to face, even a Facebook IM chat would have been a DIRECT source of information for the OP, instead of guessing off of third-hand status updates. A simple conversation about where they stand after a couple "dates" (dating does NOT equal going out, something I don't think the OP quite understands) would have cleared up this confusion before it even happened. I think the OP deserves it this time for not taking the time to find out what his REAL relationship status was.
Raheemdplayer 7
U ppl r so sad with your Facebook statuses ergh
asdfghjklfmylife 0
yeah she was probably just being sarcastic like he/she said ^ dont sweat it :)
lobby0ne 0
Failbook!!!