Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
HAHAHAHA poor guy :( apparently you arent dating?
shazzahllala 0
FML needs a category called "Social Networking Site Miscommunications." :-/
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Comments (72)
MetalxRocker 0
She must either be extremely stupid or a serious stoner or both.
shazzahllala 0
FML needs a category called "Social Networking Site Miscommunications." :-/
amsedel 1
i agree! lol
illbethatguy 0
YDI, for having such a dumb girlfriend man.
janicewong 0
man ,i feel sorry for u
djb23 0
or maybe she was just trying to make a joke? wow..
NGM_47 0
Wouldn't her profile page say "In a relationship with [INSERT NAME HERE]" somewhere on the left side of her page or about me section...? You should have checked that first! And also, maybe your idea of a relationship wasn't really a relationship at all =/ I wish I knew what happened next...
XOfiestypixie 0
Not necessarily. Before My boyfriend had facebook, it just showed that I was "in a relationship". It could've been something similar, maybe. Assuming she didn't mean with the OP.
djb23 0
if she was serious though, I think a couple things can be assumed from this FML: a) you're not dating her and never were. or let me rephrase that, she's not dating you and never was. b) you went on a friend date with her and epically misread some signals, or maybe you had a random hook up. c) hate to be one of those people, but outside of some awkwardness with her (who you're not dating anyway so it doesn't matter) your life isn't close to being ******. d) what the hell is wrong with you, tell her your friends ****** with your facebook and cherish the fact that you have a booty call and not a girlfriend!
lyndis_fml 0
Yes. *high five*
NGM_47 0
Wouldn't her profile page say "In a relationship with [INSERT NAME HERE]" somewhere on the left side of her page or about me section...? You should have checked that first! And also, maybe your idea of a relationship wasn't really a relationship at all =/ I wish I knew what happened next... (I keep posting this comment and it keeps going away!)
lizzzie_fml 0
It appeared. Just refresh your page and stop spamming
NGM_47 0
How is that spamming? It's not like I'm advertising something, it was only posted twice...and I did refresh the page, it still isn't there, #19 is missing on my computer.
kacie_fml 0
not really. alot of people just put it to "in a relationship". you dont have to specify who.
star_ver 0
Lol hell yeah
squee42 0
Well that sucks dude.