Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
DaHilliardz09 0
Okay sir why is that the first time you every show a woman naked.....you have a computer you have a tv i means book i mean......omg are for real? Get out a lil more hon.
embarrassingmuch 0
...There are soo many FML's like this one. it's getting a little old.
philosopher 0
I'm sure he means in real life. Otherwise, he needs to get a magazine, use the Internet, go to a strip club -- something!! Now!! Even seeing a beautiful pair relieves stress and releases endorphins. I'm mellow-yellow while some people I know are so on the edge they blow up at every little thing. Hence the common phrase: "[name] really needs to get laid".
lazorzpewpew 0
A family that plays together - stays together! MIRITE?! :D
RxSkater 0
dude u need to fix that espically if ur 24. Seriously come on u need to work on ur game
WildClown 0
I bet you got an erection too. The sad part is that you're 24 years old and still living at home. Tool.
mardog88 0
now when you beat off the only naked women you can think about is you mom have fun
morethancheese 0
Was she at least hot?
Jimmy_fml 0
I understand this, but you don't have an excuse. You have the WWW right in front of you. You're not living in the 1900's. It's much easier to get a hold of n00ds.
FMLfangirl89 0
wow how epic of a fail must your life/face be?