Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
randOmlyahmazing 0
um. ew ! if i was a grown man i would not want my mom to be the only woman ive seen naked its called a GF.
bigwanker 0
Time to save up money. And buy yourself a hooker.
urbwzrd 0
i wouldn't share it here, if i had something like that! man! just sometimes, keep it yourself, though you feel bad... And i agree, you are 24, so you can afford a hooker... just go...
Coatsy 0
Dude, that's just sad... I'm 13 and I have seen a naked chick...
madelinex 0
haha wow.
akwardteenmomnts 0
I'm not sure what's more sad, the fact that you've never seen a naked woman before or the fact that your 24 years old and still live with your mom
aldpeace 0
Ok not to sound all kinds of wrong for this but r u gay, and have you ever heard of the internet? Or better yet strip clubs? Their are girls there to.
nuclear 0
..FYL. #120 has a very good point.
AkihiroHattori5 0
#14- you're retarded if you think that he was implying that this guy was gonna get a camera and take a picture of his mom naked. he meant did the guy mean he's never seen a naked woman in person, or at all. Also, only sex-deprived virgins with no hope say that "sex is overrated" to make themselves feel better. Ishould know. #34- You're obviously very old. Nuff said.
LadyLynne 0
i'm going to say as long as he didn't get off on it, its no big deal