Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Top comments
roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
mattmag 0
#39 I'm with you.
Yulia_fml 0
I really hope you didn't run to your room and ********** afterwards.
aris_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHA THE SADDEST THING IS YOUR 24 and >>man. I'm a 24 years old guy. FML U CANT SPELL FOR SHITSSLOLLL
Sugar_lipsXo 0
keep yourself pure. you'll fine an awesome girl i promise.
brittbrittT 0
it's called ****. try it.
dyld921 2
That depends. Have you seen a naked man (besides yourself) yet?
Ae_hunt 0
move out loser
Kristen6201 0
por favor, dont tell me that youre not one of those guys who avoid the **** industry at all costs. dont worry, there's someone out there for you. Just be patient.
vag_fml 0
WHY WERE YOU IN HER BATHROOM AS SHE WAS GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER!?!?!
bob_is_useless 0
It's okay.... I'm 19 and I have never seen a naked guy.