Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
gajssmith 0
Get out of your mom's house, or she will be the only woman you will ever see naked.
ToxicToast_fml 0
hahahahaaa 40 year old virgin on the way- xD
Mr_Resetti 0
Never? Well, don't worry, I have a solution. See, there's this thing called The Internet...
exp15 0
Are you gay? lol
bigraws23 0
You sound like this loser I know. His Christian Fusco. Plus I'm 14 and I've seen naked girls. Wow
skxdarksword 0
im 15 i've seen more naked girls in pirson than i can count
skxdarksword 0
to every one who sugested the internet rember that fml is a web site, on the internet
skxdarksword 0
wen u were really little u breast fed so not really true
jahwn 12
You were probably referring to real as opposed to pictures, as you have almost definitly seen ****. Regardless this is technically false as your mother gave birth naked and you were probably breast fed.
Poet_Sin 0
I think I just realized how many assholes are on this site. I'm sure there's a reason that you're still living at home when you're 24. I also understand that not everybody parties and hangs out at beaches. I'm 19 and have never so much as had a boyfriend, much less seen a naked guy. And I'm hoping that when I do find somebody, he'll be a virgin too. So just be patient. Some day, you will make some girl very happy.