Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Top comments
roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
the_huldra 1
You guys are missing a crucial part he never said he has never had sex, he always could have done it fully clothed??? LOL but you life sucks I'm 17 and I see girls naked all the time.
Xennby 0
that's gross she's your mum
wiinston17 0
Hit the stripclub once in a while!
niswisk 3
Anyone else wondering why he doesnt seem grossed out by the fact he just saw his mom naked?
Emmysmiles 2
did the idea of **** never come to mind? ...
richieflow 3
Fag
angelinalovetro 1
I'm 14(female and I've seems plenty naked women! LOL not on purpose..
Mischief109 11
I'm sure you've seen your mom naked before. You've never walked in on her changing when you were really young?
writergirl23 19
Poor guy ... First woman you see without clothes is your damn mum :(
MrItalia 18
Is she hot but?