Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
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Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.
Helinacoustic 0
Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.
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Comments (65)
Bumlove89 0
I agree with #5. I can't stand cats and think that they are absolutely disgusting. #19. Read the first part of the FML. "Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten."
jen_kay 0
My cat is just like that when I take the cat away for my sister.
BaldOuting 0
way to teach him a lesson
herb517 0
u should have beaten your brother with your cat. XD
lmmmr 0
But I bet it was cute.
Je_mapelle 0
learn to share? really.
FBIWarning 0
**** sharing, nothing wrong with being greedy.
Casualt1234 0
#15 we don't "randomly" like dogs. We find them to be better pets for personal reasons. For instance, I like kittens, but I am allergic so.... And I'm sorry but why does every FML have the word "proceeded"? In my Lit class, our teacher tells us not to embellish verbs with other verbs (eg. "helps to create" or "proceeds to bite") Sorry for being a grammar nazi, but it's rather annoying.
null_fml 11
The way I see it, the cat was probably starting to get pretty pissed off. If you've ever seen a five-year-old actually try to play with a cat of any age, you'll know they do not enjoy it. Chances are getting picked up by a virtual stranger was the last straw. OP probably saved her brother from a rather nasty scratch.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
#29 is a douchebag.