Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
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Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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missmoschner 18
I guess he's not really your friend then. Sorry Op.
BlackFames 16
I'd start looking for some new friends if I were you.
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Comments (60)
Angelkisses130 26
Don't take it too harsh, I almost never answer calls from friends or anyone for that matter. I just hate talking on the phone, he might be the same way
worldclassrager 39
Didn't even look? I mean I would be at least a bit curious...looks like he is more like a "friend" not a real friend...
MRSwick2525 23
He never answered the phone. OP didn't have a chance to say turn around to him!!!!!
Hop6e 22
I thought you meant you yelled at him and said turn around. Was so confused why he looked at his phone. Now I understand. I'm sorry. You deserve better friends.
Quasars 10
Steal his phone.
MJS103 15
He might have gotten a funny text.
daemonsparta 16
so much for friend
Fmlreadermostly 20
Wow no one suggest to try calling next time. Hello! That's a phone, too.
AJRand 14
He did try calling. His friend looked at the caller id, laughed, then put the phone away.
I_Bite 22
He did try calling, the friend didn't answer his phone
lissabobissa 18
That's so rude. I'm sorry OP :(
Lilkat39 5
Yeah, that's not a friend. Your better off alone than having a person like that in your life. I've been there. Just move on.
reagan_compton 13
Please do a follow up on this