Dan223
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Final destination
Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Don't shoot the messenger
Today, I took my best friend to see her dad in hospital. While they were talking in another room about his care, he took his last lucid words before his death. I was the only one there and I'd never even met him before. FML
The nice guy finishing last
Are you kidding me?
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, I had a dream I saw my dad. I tried to talk to him, but then I woke up. He died last Monday. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Tight knit family
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Anonymous
Wilston, Australia
Keeping it real
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
T
France
Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML
daddydaughterWTF
Port Saint Lucie, United States
Pleasant
Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML
Top comments
TrueMurderer12 11
I'm so sorry.
born_hustla 26
Sad! Hope you had some good memories!
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Comments (95)
rere1313 17
My condolences, OP
Val0 17
There has GOT to be a follow up to this story
Rohawk 4
This is the saddest FML story I've ever read.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
so is this a good thing, or a bad thing?
klascik 4
You kinda deserve it tho you should of made time to see him so. sirry tho
SquirrelNutty 5
what makes you think that op's father wasn't a bastard and that op only went to the funeral out of obligation? a lot of people, through no fault of their own, have shitty fathers. have some respect for op!
wonandonly 11
May he rest in power
mds9986 24
This FML is just sad.
tayfray7 10
That's awful... I'm genuinely sorry for you. ?
tayfray7 10
Why is there a question mark in my first comment? *sigh* this is why I don't comment on the things.
failalltheway 22
Op's dad actually faked his own death and was at his own funeral.
freddygasman 18
Not a good time to joke, losing a parent is really tough. I've lost both and it never gets easier. Rest assured that he isn't suffering in this life anymore and some day you will be reunited.