ambrosia
Today, I saw my boyfriend cutting the crusts off his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He’s 24. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
gena
United States
Manchild
Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
muskogee
Prince Charming
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
anon
United States
Tasty
Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container of peanut butter I had used and let their dog lick out of it. FML
rozziepop
Visalia, United States
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Anonymous
Mount Jackson, United States
Quick thinking
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Honestly, how he eats his food isn’t your problem. There’s no “extra vitamins” in the crust, if he doesn’t like it’s his choice to make his food enjoyable, and it’s not hurting you.
Sagar Nair 12
Thats a bad thing? I do that and i’m 28. Nothing beneficial about the crust other than the taste.
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Comments (35)
jenn723 2
I do that and I'm 28, never liked the bread crust.
CoriCat 25
Some people don’t like the crust. What’s wrong with that? The taste of crust can be too much. Especially if it’s a thick crust
Sinshine 28
If that's what you write an FML Scott, I don't want to know what other things you judge him over. F his life
Andy Peng 2
damn, should i stop doing that too lol? i know quite a lot who do this on a daily basis though
Adam Sherwin 3
yea... that's literally just food. there's nothing wrong
RichardPencil 32
I think your cheating on him and looking for excuses to justify your duplicity.
zoelog 10
I'm not really sure how this would affect you.....
mccuish 25
Who the hell cares
alycion 39
And? Depending on the bread, the crust isn’t that good. I cut mine off and feed it to my dog while I eat my sandwich. He loves when crust ends up in his bowl.
Clovis 2
I'm in my 30s and do that