Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
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squeezebox 0
Oiii, that's so terrible!! I'm sorry to hear that. ):
vicious_ 0
Wow. This is why you run water when the spider is in the bathtub. Poor dog.
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Prisoner_24601 0
Well by getting your dog to kill the spider, you killed your dog, BUT, the spider could have killed you if you had been bit.
kt20 0
Better your dog than you!
chel81x1 0
it was in the shower...wash it down the drain
Manual_Manoosy 21
Why do you hate dogs?
Reece Skalley 5
are you ******* kidding? in your damn bathtub? so you're saying you decided to essentially force your dog into killing a spider and dying instead of just turning on the tap and flushing it away with water? well if this is actually true **** you and your laziness
Moocow HU 4
How could you not know it was a black widow? That poor dog :(
Moocow HU 4
How could you not know it was a black widow? That poor dog :(
hffbbuugg7655 3
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Please kill yourself you piece of ******* shit i hope you get bit by a black widow
mastatheif 8
You piece of living shit, you'll die alone. and painfully
Amit Sagar 10
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kill yourself you stupid bitch. chutiye maa ke laude randi ki aulad bhenchod suwar ke tatti