Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall....

I guess now you won't plan on skipping bail anytime soon. Not only will Dog be hunting your ass down, so will an army of wannabes. (Sorry about your aunt 'stache :( )

forthelove82 7

Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:38

*eyes

TehParteh 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:46

Maybe next time just say ''who is this?''

KendratheUnicorn 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:55

I wonder if people regularly confuse her for him...

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Tuesday 24 April 2012 9:02

so it wasn't him??? bummer, I bet you wanted an autograph

Shelta957 13

Tuesday 24 April 2012 13:06

From a poster?

Kog_Hiro 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 9:04

It was Dog while he was hunting someone. Incognito bitches. You'll never see em coming.

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