Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was stopped at a light when a woman approached, asking for help to buy food. I told her I only had a dollar, but she could have it. After I gave it to her, she stepped back, held it up, then proceeded to tear it into pieces, before walking away while calling me a cheapskate. Really? FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
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Ruskiy_Cherep 18
I demand a refund!
Nathan_Henry 15
Some people are just plain ungrateful smh
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DToast 19
Follow him around, and the first chance you get, push him over then run
Noodlez72 5
Is that really necessary...?
pinstripe_pride 9
Sounds like my beautiful state alright
TheNewGuy03 29
Walk your ass back over there and take it back.
pussy_crusher 7
I'm so sorry OP! I know how awful it is to be unappreciated, but it's even worse to be insulted! Perhaps next time you could donate money or your time to an organization that helps feed, clothe, or shelter the homeless. That way your money and efforts will go directly to people who really need it and you won't have to deal with greedy and unappreciative people. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to help someone. We could use more kind hearted people like yourself!
izzajaneful 24
I dunno if you can get more direct than giving the money directly to the homeless person. Seems like what you really want is a bit more indirectness.
TheRealStunts 27
And that right there is why i never give anything to beggars. Most of them arent even homeless or needy anyways, they're just scammers.
ShortieRose 30
There is/was a "homeless" lady in Toronto.. she was known as "shaky lady". She begged on the steps of a building. Anyways, someone got suspicious... watched her for the day. At 5pm she got up, got into her BMW and drove to her condo.... We live in a bad world filled with a lot of bad people
peachykeen93 17
If people on the street really need help, they go to shelters. People who beg on the street are scammers, and feel entitled to other people's money. Pan handlers are working an alternative job, one that only benefits themselves.
Talis99 26
If that had been me... oh, bitch mode activated. Would have screamed him into submission and made NJ stereotypes proud. The absolute nerve. Well, he didn't, but I'LL thank you for being a decent human being. So thank you.
nowires0099 1
Most of these guys (probably this guy, too) have mental issues. I wouldn't take it personally. Don't let this incident curb your giving.
strikeeagle 3
I hope you turned around and kicked his teeth in
sweetpotato301 7
Karma doesn't exist. Are all homeless people homeless because they're bad people?