By duncanisgey - 04/03/2011 22:57 - Canada

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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Same thing different taste

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It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.

persianjr1 7

you dog can reach the cubbord?

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how did he get the marshmellows !!BITCH!!

You couldn't tell that It was marshmallows and not him foaming at the mouth......******* IDIOT retard

YoureMe 0

you just wasted a few minutes of your life my friend.

Why are you friends w/ someone who wastes your time?

awardZu 0

Aren't friends the people you prefer to waste time with when you have time to waste? Seems to me that if a person you know doesn't assist you in wasting time, they are a co-worker...

Neylin 7

FYL, Because it would have been a lot better if your dog was actually in danger.

jordanprodigy023 0

WoW. You should get colored marshmelowsnext time.

That's actually a rather innovative idea. OP, you should probably follow this advice since it sounds like you don't know much about dogs and aren't trying to pay much attention to yours. We kept our food put away, trained our animals to not go in the kitchen, and knew that a dog can foam at the mouth just from being thirsty. YDI

OCDC 9

Unless your dog is like my the dog I used to have. He ate a whole bag of Snickers once, wrappers and all, and he was fine the next day. Then again, he had a stomach of steel...

Mama Mia! Maybe many maliciously mellow March marshmallows might make my month! Mmm, man, mail me many! March my mall marshmallows me-wards, my man!(:

Action_Bastard 0

Hmm, not too bad on the extensive use of alliteration.

jewjewB 0

I like you by your profile what's up