Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML
Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.
persianjr1 7
you dog can reach the cubbord?
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Comments (115)
calebusawesomer 0
how did he get the marshmellows !!BITCH!!
Spartan085Momma 0
You couldn't tell that It was marshmallows and not him foaming at the mouth......******* IDIOT retard
Not_so_innocent1 5
No need to be a jerk, seriously.
YoureMe 0
you just wasted a few minutes of your life my friend.
mikeydakid59 0
Why are you friends w/ someone who wastes your time?
awardZu 0
Aren't friends the people you prefer to waste time with when you have time to waste? Seems to me that if a person you know doesn't assist you in wasting time, they are a co-worker...
The_Weirdo 10
Amen.
Neylin 7
FYL, Because it would have been a lot better if your dog was actually in danger.
jess6blondie9 3
Yummy :)
jordanprodigy023 0
$200 well spent
sawahjeeen 0
That sucks .
ravenxcorvinus 9
WoW. You should get colored marshmelowsnext time.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's actually a rather innovative idea. OP, you should probably follow this advice since it sounds like you don't know much about dogs and aren't trying to pay much attention to yours. We kept our food put away, trained our animals to not go in the kitchen, and knew that a dog can foam at the mouth just from being thirsty. YDI
OCDC 9
Unless your dog is like my the dog I used to have. He ate a whole bag of Snickers once, wrappers and all, and he was fine the next day. Then again, he had a stomach of steel...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Mama Mia! Maybe many maliciously mellow March marshmallows might make my month! Mmm, man, mail me many! March my mall marshmallows me-wards, my man!(:
Action_Bastard 0
Hmm, not too bad on the extensive use of alliteration.
jewjewB 0
I like you by your profile what's up