Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML
Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.
persianjr1 7
you dog can reach the cubbord?
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Comments (115)
AttackTabathaAtt 0
@28 eh, what? @OP haha hope your dog doesn't have diabetes
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
My meaning? Moo. Maybe marshmallow-masturbation mixtures make me merry! Moaning mostly makes me much more merry, man! Meh, my mind may make me more messed-up, my meaning makes me mad! Maybe my mom might make me master my mind!
mikeydakid59 0
Marshmallow masturbation? Fail troll found out he had failed. don't forgive that f*ckface, let him frolic back for hell! [~:
uncbballwins 0
OCDC where would you buy this robot dog that you speak of?
Miss_Michaela 10
OP, Mellow out. It'd be best if you paid them, don't want to be thrown into the doghouse. I propose I nice, hot bath. Complete with bubble foam. If it was my dog, I'd have whipped myself for being so stupid. At least you got him to the vets quickly, it could have gone rabidly downhill. I'm sure, you feel bubbly knowing your fluffy pet will be safe. Did the vet have a Marshters Degree in Veterinary Care?
kaceemae 7
isn't your dog vaccinated against rabies? if it is, why did you "rush" to the vet. we have 3 dogs, sometimes when they puke they have a little foam, but we don't take them in unless it goes on for a couple days and the chicken and rice diet didn't make them better. next time call your vet first!
shadowsegah0 0
had he done that the vet would have asked him what the problem was. he would have said my dog is foaming white stuff from the mouth. then he would have had OP bring in the dog anyway because the vet probably thought it was rabies. rabies are white too homie if he was foaming green I could see callin the vet first as a good idea
skyeyez9 25
31: AIBO is a robot dog made by Sony.
mikeydakid59 0
Marshmallows are delicious... And it is a dog. What did you expect?
bjya 4
lol haha.
OCDC 9
Haha lol.
kaceemae 7
maybe they were playing "chubby bunny" with their dog lol
samadams42 0
you lock them in the cabinet not a bag duh!
GeneralMotors 23
haha wow u fail.