Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML
Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.
persianjr1 7
you dog can reach the cubbord?
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Comments (115)
joesterjoe 7
Omg I live in Manitoba
OCDC 9
Just breed a Labrador and a Dachshund and feed the puppy a bit of kryptonite. That should do the trick. Or at least, it worked for me.
MonsterInside 0
kinda deserved it cuz for one dogs shouldnt be eating those cuz eventually it can cause seizures and two your dog probably got excited. my dog gets like that when there are new dogs in the house
awardZu 0
My dog got like that after he chewed up my toothpaste. Freaked me out, took him to the vet. He was fine, but now I have to shut the bathroom door and can't bring anything that smells like mint home or he tries to tackle me to get it.
pulse18 2
they charged you $200 to tell you that your dog has been eating marshmallows? assholes.
DocBastard 40
Or, and this may sound crazy, they actually did a workup and a physical exam on the dog and then *gasp* charged for it!! No, no, that's just too preposterous.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 0
You look EXACTLY like my girlfriend. like 100% its mad weird
josephhhhhh 0
<~~~~~~~eats everything, literally everything and nothing gets him foamy :)
Twi_lover_EC 6
All I have to say is this sounds like somethin I would do
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 0
YDI, idk why but you did
Noobkillerxx 0
Haha...
InvisibleReign 0
Om nom nom.
sammigirl148 0
op's #fail lol get it not #1 but #fail lol I'm so funny!