Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML
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Today, I received an email from my professor informing me that if I missed another class, I'd be dropped from the course. I have field experience to complete tomorrow as part of my major. I emailed her two weeks ago to let her know, and we're excused by the dean. She doesn't care. FML
Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, my Computer Science professor posted an assignment that's due right before our Monday class… on Monday morning. I wouldn't have even thought to check for assignments this morning if he hadn't done the same thing last week. FML
Today, I was warned that I was failing too many students and it had to stop, so I showed my boss all of the easy assignments a lot of students didn't even turn in. She told me to stop using so many "big words" in them. I teach at a four year University. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
Today, one of my UNIVERSITY students submitted an incomplete assignment file to the online learning platform. I emailed him, "You will need to send me the correct file via email, as the system does not accept resubmissions." I literally got as a reply, "So, what do I need to do?" Online teaching is hell. FML
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kwyk 23
I will never have this problem...
ohro 10
Yeah, stop being so productive and smart
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Comments (117)
jenn1808 16
I think your professor was being nice, since he's the only one they would look bad in front of. What he probably meant was that you look like a douche for constantly showing off.
happyapy 16
Tell your idiot professor to postpone posting the assignments if he has a problem! And tell your idiot professor to quit being an idiot while you're at it.
davidislost 11
Don't let that stop you, or make you adapt your behaviour and learning :)
mesahus 5
Omg! Your life is totally screwed! Even more so than all these other fml posts of people getting cheated on and pissed on by reindeers.
milerky2 1
welcome to Liberal America, where we bring the best students down instead of trying to bring the poor students up! No wonder our education system sucks. I would report that teacher!
jofus798 3
that's a good thing actually
JoseIsAdork 31
damn, I should have gotten straight a's in school then! I made the while class look great!
nicholasj96 9
Still do it, but act like you're on the same page as everyone else .
darkfireflame 15
Tell your professor where he can shove it,
TiroC 25
Just go along and if he still keeps saying that, go to his boss!