jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
toosmall
This is fine
Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
Anonymous
United States
In and out
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
frustrated
Australia
When clampers attack!
Today, despite being parked in my work's car park, my car got clamped. It cost me $150 to get the clamp removed and all I got was "bad luck" from my boss and the clamper. FML
avalanche719
United States
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
lostcar
United States
Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
How's your car only $147 and functioning?
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Comments (102)
DynamicDave 11
Has anyone considered maybe OP was using hyperbole?
freerun4life97 0
A couple years ago my dad bought a '94 Honda prelude for literally $1
Bassist5798 0
my car isn't worth that much either I can't even go in reverse
tytylor 0
Guessing you either drive a ford, or Toyota.
liftedyoda 5
Toyota and honda will out last any car on the road
joee182 3
When I got my car and went to change title of ownership the lady at the dmv told me my cars street price is $81.
Okayitwasme 0
Trade up for a riding lawn mower and make some extra cash on the side. You could chip the engine, get some boss tires and rims, customize your muffler, add signal lights, alarm system and a horn. Next time you just park on the grass! No more parking tickets!
Dr_1337 7
You, sir, are an absolute genius
EDUARDO562 0
if its not worth that much dont pay the ticket and let them take it away.... problem solved
Nashiq 8
scrap metal alone would be 3-400 bucks.
SAM5000 0
Or you morons could realize OP is making this up to get on FML and be funny, all of your are dumb as hell for believing there's a car less than $147...
Moneylover103 1
You my good sir have a shitty car