jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
toosmall
This is fine
Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
Anonymous
United States
In and out
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
frustrated
Australia
When clampers attack!
Today, despite being parked in my work's car park, my car got clamped. It cost me $150 to get the clamp removed and all I got was "bad luck" from my boss and the clamper. FML
avalanche719
United States
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
lostcar
United States
Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
How's your car only $147 and functioning?
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Comments (102)
deadeyedex 6
My iPod is worth more hell my watch is worth more
bubo_fml 11
Have you considered the benefits of cycling?
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
80's Corolla, junky as hell? Probably xD
V4mp1r3_K4t 7
Your car isn't even worth $147? OP, do you drive a home-made go-kart by any chance?
phatdaddy62 23
Piece of shit car . . .
sparkrok 8
10 - you don't have to buy cars from dealers. I got my '69 chevy pickup for $500 and my '67 chevy pickup for $700. old rigs can get pretty cheap, especially if they are pieces of junk.
cosmosis 12
I bought a 96 toyota corolla for my girlfriend for $350. Its runs and has 2 months rego on it. Gotta love repossession sales:)
wokawokanomnom 5
Step 1: buy a better car Step 2: dont be an idiot on where you park
musicluvr2000 11
Get a new car then, that way you won't be so guilty about a parking ticket
BradleysMommie 0
What kind of car do you have?!?