jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
toosmall
This is fine
Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
Anonymous
United States
In and out
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
frustrated
Australia
When clampers attack!
Today, despite being parked in my work's car park, my car got clamped. It cost me $150 to get the clamp removed and all I got was "bad luck" from my boss and the clamper. FML
avalanche719
United States
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
lostcar
United States
Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
How's your car only $147 and functioning?
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Comments (102)
alexwarfield333 1
You probably drive a FORD. (fixed or repaired daily)
conqueror57 11
Found on road dead
BIEBERSLAYER 10
******* Only Run Downhill
liftedyoda 5
****** Old Road Dog
soccerdude79 0
******* old rotten dicks!!!
Kristoffer 35
If your car isn't worth $147 then it doesn't run. No two ways about it. FYL for having a car that's not worth much; YDI for getting a parking ticket. It's not like they hand those out randomly.
TXjuggalo972 6
You've obliviously never watched top gear, they got 3 cars for under 100, hell one was even a quid I think
iceandspice89 5
Ooomy! What car do u drive ? !
Calyx_fml 22
That's an outrageous fine for a parking ticket. Where did you park, on the mayor's front lawn?
davek 36
It's Australia, that's probably about 20p in whinging Pom money.
downtime 13
Australian parking fines are outrageous. The minimum fine I've received is $50 for parking 10 minutes too long. Speaking of which...I need to pay one tomorrow.
fthku 13
That's a LITTLE bit of an exaggeration, don't you think, OP?
cradle6 13
He's using hyperbole. Just the scrap parts are worth more than that.
iloveweed69 7
where can I buy a cheap car like yours?
onlychildFTW 34
Time to sell your car for scrap metal. Metal is worth a fair amount.
BarDownDaily 12
20- The FML doesn't say the year of the car. You're assuming it's a newer model.
MDTeddy 13
So how is this an fml? Are you saying your car sucks? You should be complaing about the parking violation.