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By JellitonOctopus - 25/01/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

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By CabbageFart92 - 04/09/2017 01:30

Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

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By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By kirstiexoxo - 07/02/2012 08:11 - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

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Rickilynn1 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:01

You have a secret admirer!

azad_fml 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:03

This is a "wtf" situation

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arthurlikestrain 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 14:42

This sounds like a prank to provoke such a reaction. Either that or one very delusional and disturbed individual. It just sounds very thought out, yet random. Kinda like playing the 3 item game at a store.

danielshale 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 14:48

miley cyrus:/

Vinnie0329 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:33

I'm glad that you liked them. - Lucifer

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:43

Wrong address?

FourX4W 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:46

And anthrax

lkalili 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:20

Pretty little liars...

insina 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:47

That's so creepy what did you do

djphoenix18 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:58

Namechange.Sunglasses.Mexico

WickedMisterJ 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:15

Oh, good you got my package!

pattycakes0654 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:40

That's trippy yo...

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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Today, I made it all the way up the stairs without collecting up all the shit my wife had left there during the morning. Instead of rewarding me for not falling over it, she cursed me for not understanding her puzzling redistribution system. FML

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Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML

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Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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