Miscellaneous: Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were...

By JellitonOctopus - 25/01/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

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Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML

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By CabbageFart92 - 04/09/2017 01:30

Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML

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Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

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By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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By Kevin can't wait - 21/09/2024 12:00 - France - Brest

Today, I got a notification from a delivery carrier that my package had been delivered. I opened the door to find a perfectly wrapped box with no address, no label, and a note inside saying, "You’ll know when it’s time." I still don’t know what it means. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:01

You have a secret admirer!

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:03

This is a "wtf" situation

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LMLYP87 0

Friday 27 January 2012 2:39

Nice you got my package

husky22 0

Friday 27 January 2012 3:50

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo (twilight zone theme song plays)

loganmarquez 3

Friday 27 January 2012 4:24

Happy Birthday!!

veronicajean 6

Friday 27 January 2012 5:27

Wtf why did you open it?!?!? It could have been anything ydi

peonmvc 6

Friday 27 January 2012 6:04

How is this a FML?

AJTheGiant 0

Friday 27 January 2012 13:24

-_- creepy...

98rocky 0

Friday 27 January 2012 13:33

Creepie.

brightonman 4

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:30

Probably a cerial killer... I'd be a. Little scared, go buy a gun

lolyeahthatsme 11

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:08

CREEPY!!!

sgipe 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:05

Scary

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