Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I'm being laid off. Because I'm the only person at this company who knows how to process a layoff in our HR system, I get to have the pleasure of laying myself off. FML
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML
Today, I got a screenshot from my former supervisor's Instagram that stated, "Finally, I'm rid of these morons at my work." That's how I found out me and other workmates had been laid off. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, after taking a much-needed mental health week off from work, I discovered I wasn’t on the schedule this week. Turns out, I was fired. Apparently, my absence made things “inconvenient” for my department, since they had to do double work due to my “selfish” PTO usage. FML
Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, one of my employees was fired for refusing to do a basic job necessity. After the meeting with HR, he left the office and tried to go back to work. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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kudaman 0
I wouldn't have done that job.
euplus 0
that sucks, couldn't you delete yourself from the list? lol
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Comments (105)
liorasaurx3 0
This is like the 20 millionth FML about someone having to fire themselves as their last working responsibility. Its getting boring.
life_is_life 0
LOL i would have deleted everyone. and then make a dramatic scene while leaving
sondramcfail 0
Reminds me of Office Space for some reason... ;)
um_duh 0
As if you wouldn't leave a couple of backdoors open! **** them around a little... #15 the quote from the IT crowd - brilliant!
notanazi 0
I wouldn't have done it. What're they donna do, fire you?
Icalasari 0
I hope you were honourable. That ALONE would easily get you a job. "He had to fire himself and yet he DIDN'T **** them up as revenge? Wow, we can trust this guy!"
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
Like #70: So, did you remove your own administrative privileges first, and then told your boss that you were unable to remove the other employees?
trilo3000 0
haha black box every computer. show them what for.
anonaye 0
@#70 "So, did you remove your own administrative privileges first, and then told your boss that you were unable to remove the other employees?" Pretty much what I would have done. No harm done and gets the message across.
Krisjohn 0
I'm with #70. Do yourself first, then everything else is their problem. What are they going to do, fire you twice?