Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm being laid off. Because I'm the only person at this company who knows how to process a layoff in our HR system, I get to have the pleasure of laying myself off. FML
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML
Today, I got a screenshot from my former supervisor's Instagram that stated, "Finally, I'm rid of these morons at my work." That's how I found out me and other workmates had been laid off. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, after taking a much-needed mental health week off from work, I discovered I wasn’t on the schedule this week. Turns out, I was fired. Apparently, my absence made things “inconvenient” for my department, since they had to do double work due to my “selfish” PTO usage. FML
Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, one of my employees was fired for refusing to do a basic job necessity. After the meeting with HR, he left the office and tried to go back to work. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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Top comments
kudaman 0
I wouldn't have done that job.
euplus 0
that sucks, couldn't you delete yourself from the list? lol
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Comments (105)
cmac86 24
that sucks man. I'm sorry to hear that. couldn't you have kept your name on there? after all your boss probably doesn't know how to check it, and if you get caught, what's the worst that can happen? fire you? (well, maybe arrest you, I don't know).
maddiey2014 0
I would be all like Hell no mutha F***er
CONKERMANIAC 7
ever wondered if it was because you were a terrible employee ? I bet you were. ******. troll troll troll.
champloo_fml 0
You should've deleted yourself first just so you can annoy management
Gilliam999 0
you should have put a virus on the system
Mynameislinh 24
I would have ran out and just said, "I QUIT!"
jwp0211 17
Don't remove yourself and hack into the system.
sidd4in 7
So did you continue after the first name!? Coz when u pressed "delete" u didn't work for them anylonger!!
AussieChick101 13
Sounds like batman...
SkyCloudie 7
You should've just removed yourself from the system first. Then you'll be able to refuse the job with a reason(besides not wanting to do it)