Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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kdl121 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)
gc_fml 0
Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol
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Comments (402)
ohhdamn 0
that's what you get for living in illinois! just kidding, funny story (:
imajinethat 0
Go for it.
pepperjack 0
That's actually really sweet, he was being creative, congratulations!!!
_Noon_ 0
At least he proposed! Maybe he just wanted to be original. If so, he definitely succeeded xD
corambis 13
Dump him and find someone a little more romantic. Or accept his proposal, and then don't complain about the consequences in the future when he still lacks any sense of romance. At that point it goes from a FML to a YDI.
brrrx 0
FYL for demanding a down-on-one-knee, spend-half-his-salary-on-a-ring proposal? FYL for being whiny. This isn't an FML, the damn guy proposed. Stop complaining about good things.
Wittlestalker 0
Did she ever say she wanted any of that? I don't think sooooooooooooo. The FML talks about an internet proposal, which means we should assume that she was disappointed over being proposed to on the internet. Jeez, you people just like to assume the worst.
tikkatakka 0
Maybe he was trying to be nerdy-cute? :/
MrLulz 0
It's creative, and I think it's pretty adorable. At least he didn't kill your character and dump you via Mafia Wars.
Aisysmom 0
Now that would be a FML for sure!
jaaxx_fml 0
LOL XD
brunoisbeast 0
haha that's funny
SeventhFonons 0
.. You know, I live in Illinois, too. This makes me kind of sad. :C