Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I...

By alchy - 02/05/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 874

Regular boozehound

By Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

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A little drinky-drink problem?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Newark

Today, a local liquor store gave me a holiday gift for being such a great customer. They're not the first ones to do so. FML

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You deserved it 943

By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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You deserved it 3 018

By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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By piper55 - 10/05/2019 14:00

Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML

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You deserved it 304

By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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You deserved it 12 045

The usual?

By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay

Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML

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You deserved it 6 846

By Ezzie - 29/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got absolutely hammered and noticed this familiar-looking chick. I walked up to her and said, "Oh my god, I know I know you but I don't know where from." Looking annoyed, she replied, "We've worked together for months." FML

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Beebow_fml 5

Monday 2 May 2011 11:48

Get some self control

imnotcraZ 0

Monday 2 May 2011 12:46

Charlie sheen? is that you?

Comments

LILWAYNE40 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 14:33

haha someone needs to go back to school and learn proper grammar.

Koolgirl15 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:50

This is a stupid fml

mjmr 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:50

that's fing awesome

dloyfbc 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:02

Why is that such a bad thing?..

LaDbug 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:16

I wanna party with OP...

puppymichelle 3

Friday 25 November 2011 20:23

This is not an FML made a new friend

soog2 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:19

And that's a bad thing?

2stroke 2

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:45

EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jEsster23 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 23:58

**** yea hahaha, get shit done havin some fun

captainburke 5

Friday 3 August 2012 21:43

That's awesome what else is there to do in your free time especially when you just relocated

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Today, after getting ghosted by a company for a job I really wanted, I posted on LinkedIn, venting my frustration with companies not having the decency to send rejection letters. My current boss, who didn't know I was job hunting, saw it, and let me know I'm now on the shit list. FML

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

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Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

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Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without thinking, I sat down next to him. I didn’t know that he’s not allowed to sit next to a woman. Now he has to fast for several days. FML

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Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML

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Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM

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Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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