Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
Today, I received a "Reply All" email from a colleague, in which they vented their frustration with our boss. Unbeknownst to them, our boss was included in the distribution list. Our whole open plan office became a silent comedy of awkward glances. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, my boss continued to orchestrate behind the scenes with my colleagues to make me look bad for her lack of organization. Then she showed up 10 minutes late to a meeting, shared that she needed a vacation, and realized that she needed to micromanage less. I've been asking her to make that change for months. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You're pretty slow, huh? You probably have her as a friend on facebook too.
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is called computer monitoring and it isn't new.
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Comments (46)
DjeePee 25
I can feel the sweet revenge of your boss hanging in the air.
Mitcha857 0
OP you're a moron for writing emails at work about your boss. Whatever is coming your way, YDI! I know if I was your boss I would can you for insubordination so fast. Besides, EVERYONE knows you talk shit about your bosses when they're not there and when they can't hear you.
hcovballer247 0
hahaha your life truly sucks
odexy 12
Hah this reminds me of being in highschool and having an online astrology class. My fellow students (and myself) would private message each other talking about how fat and bald the teacher was. Then we learned he could read them. Oh well.
MidnightOne 3
Astrology class? Did you go to Hogwarts?
Brigfture 7
Lmao
allmidnighteyes 11
You did this all over work email? You deserve whatever happens to you.
RosiePatosie 0
Did you get fired?
Miss_Random 0
Well, sounds like you may have ****** your chances of keeping that job. YDI.
lostinma34 7
YDI for being a moron
carathemermaid 3
Yeah...my old boss had mic's and cameras in our offices....YDI for screwing off at work.
Happygofucky 0
Your old boss sounds kinda creepy. I don't think I could handle being watched THAT closely.
Happygofucky 0
Maybe at your next job you will bite your tongue and be professional. Talking shit about your superiors gets you nowhere. Lesson learnt, I hope?