Love: Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled...

By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By Dee - 13/07/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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dodgewama 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:30

well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?

isallwaysme 27

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:50

Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.

Comments

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 12:44

Wow, and now you know.

Soraa_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:48

wow eww you probably smelled like rat shit damn take a freakin shower what are u poor? gross dont come near me smellyass

draffter 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:49

wow

TahitiRose 1

Friday 27 August 2010 13:21

....

pinkkCuteee 0

Friday 27 August 2010 16:47

Um...16=Bitch?

AliceStar 2

Friday 27 August 2010 12:52

Maybe it was your science partner that smelled bad and your crush just thought that it was you since you were standing so close. You could just play it off like it wasn't you. lol.

SunnyUserName123 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:47

delicious_nom_no 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:53

ydi for being stank . sorry.

Hect24 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:54

Dang, I'm sorry, I'm ROFL right now, but I'm sorry

Ariasmake_1 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:54

poor people shower! op smell because she doesn't take showers.

iloveurmother 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:58

Are u from the middle east?

roxyluv 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 1:43

how the *** does that have anything to do with it?

lickmyjock 0

Friday 27 August 2010 13:05

oh I knew a girl like you in HS. Even her feet smelled like puss it was nasty.

redrovaa 0

Friday 27 August 2010 13:43

HOW do you know what pus smells like? And why were you smelling her feet? O_o

darkmis1 17

Friday 27 August 2010 20:12

Because 29 has a foot fettish and is into really gross kinky shit! He just left the part outta the post that he lost his v-card to her.

TahitiRose 1

Friday 27 August 2010 13:28

Geez, commenters on here just seem to be getting meaner... or maybe there are just more trolls? There could be many reasons why her underarms are unpleasant, not just her "lack of showering". Her deodorant could be really mild. She could be starting puberty and just now growing hair in her underarms - a lot of the time hair just keeps a smell even if she is using deodorant.

giby10k 0

Friday 27 August 2010 15:53

Seriously! And in the OP's defense, it has been really hot (upper 90s) in Colorado recently and if her school doesn't have AC, I'm sure most people smell.

Geiko_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:58

I agree. There could be many reasons. And the AC thing, they probably don't have AC. I don't know about Colorado since I live in PA, but most schools in PA and around don't have AC except in like, the computer lab or a room related.