Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first...

By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 675

You deserved it 3 673

By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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You deserved it 3 148

By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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You deserved it 3 703

By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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You deserved it 4 512

By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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You deserved it 6 369

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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You deserved it 4 340

By dating a fucking psycho - 14/02/2013 20:06 - United States - Hickory

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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You deserved it 6 029

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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You deserved it 43 261

By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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You deserved it 3 140

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Sunday 4 November 2012 5:36

You are an asshole.

Screwie 25

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:41

Everybody was kungfu fighting~

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piratezombi3 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:01

There is a reason there are bum fight videos online. I saw a fight once over an empty shopping cart. They are ruthless.

AverageIsh 2

Monday 5 November 2012 1:20

I'm sorry but this absolutely made my day.

Purplejayy 6

Monday 5 November 2012 1:42

Wow.

baileymarie102 6

Monday 5 November 2012 2:46

Wtf is wrong with you?

John_Cards 2

Monday 5 November 2012 3:32

This is why the world is so jacked up. No empathy from you swine.

mikepzz 27

Monday 5 November 2012 4:32

I just died lol!!!! that's hilarious, you just keep on being douchey op, I find it entertaining

coop1993 0

Monday 5 November 2012 6:06

I'd do the same thing

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 5 November 2012 8:07

aaahhh....humanity

loohoozuuhuur 13

Monday 5 November 2012 14:30

I'm glad you realise that you are a terrible person. Now go and do something about it.

noisebox 1

Monday 5 November 2012 18:43

I don't see that you did anything wrong but you did something a guy would do...

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