Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I've discovered that it's hard to convince your friend that your Internet won't stop randomly shutting off when he's trying to have a serious conversation with you. I'm actually not lying, but he thinks I'm trying to ignore him. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
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Exhumed 0
"live"s are overrated
Herushingu 0
Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>
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Comments (103)
IllegalLight 0
I do that... and well... I do have a life somewhat. (:
Crapsickle 0
you should grow a penis
TheBigDawg 8
>grow a penis >Kimberly Crapsickle...the heck?
CamH_fml 0
LOL WIN.
olisykes_ 0
Go outside and find some friends, yeah?
theshinepolice 0
aww :/ i do that too. but im gonna do something this weekend. getting a life is easy, you dont have to go out every day, just once in a while, like on weekends, and BOOM life.
thewhiterabbit11 0
y don't u stay online and then u can get ur friends to go somewhere with u THEN U'LL HAV A LIFE YAY *smiles* (sorry if that sounded rude i always do on the computer)
Wuai_Bel_Ree 0
I could relate with this one enough to where I actually bothered to comment. -_-||| I don't know whats wrong with me lol I've had friends all my life, but its just these past 2 years where I've stopped calling them...(dang internet)
Freakkshoooww 0
I only do that when I don't wanna talk to someone that is onlineXD
juztme 0
I do that too xD hahaha I do have friends and i go out with them every now and then but the truth is that i'm too lazy -.-
minuteforce 2
you're not alone, OP. :)