Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I've discovered that it's hard to convince your friend that your Internet won't stop randomly shutting off when he's trying to have a serious conversation with you. I'm actually not lying, but he thinks I'm trying to ignore him. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
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Exhumed 0
"live"s are overrated
Herushingu 0
Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>
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Comments (103)
DynamicDave 11
You just noticed that? Oblivious much?
MacintoshDima 0
Nobody has a life outside the internet these days. You're a fool to say otherwise.
JuggaWhat 0
Why doesnt she just hang out with the friends she talks to online? Sounds stupid.
brando213 0
haha i do the exact same thing.
SAWSS231 0
HAHAHA i do the same thing too my gosh
AnaMaree 0
We all have no lives
btuwo 0
I do that too..no big deal.
3arl 0
WTF this doesn't make any sence
stephenson_fml 0
Lol I used to do that before I got my licence, now I actually have shit to do
TheHighEndOfLow 0
I understand you but you already have your life there. Be proud of what you are! Usually, people with 'life' that hang out a lot and have a relationship are usually the people that will end up in hell and poor when they grow up.
oystercultviking 0
Oh come now, nothing to be ashamed about. I do it too :D