By ordinaryday - 22/05/2012 12:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Ahh young love. I don't remember it being that shitty. He was challenging you and asserting his dominance.

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noisebox 1

He sounds like a retard whose way too comfortable, and there's nothing like shit smelling hands after

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mrlopez 13

No dear, I am NOT, ugh! NOT paying attention to (slushing/plopping sounds)...Crap would you stop looking at.... ugh yeesh, me?

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FMASIANL99 4

first he was writing blog about how he wanted to planted the seed to your breeding hips thingy now he pooped the side of your truck? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BF??????????????

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RavenPoe 8

There should be a 3rd option for "that is gross". As far as adventure goes, how is that an adventure? Unless it was unusual and exciting. Gross.

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tolkien897 15

it won't change, I promise. that stuff used to embarrass me, but now my husband and I always leave the door open.

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