Miscellaneous: Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt...

By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:02

Must have made a really great ass then.

firefighter925 18

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:06

Probably need to rub one out bro.

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A07 48

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:27

'randomly'

laurenemilyy 17

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:36

If someone saw, FYL. If it went undetected, you win this round.

ertyert 12

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:42

must've done a good job :D

Leauge 13

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:07

You must've done a good job! Also the same thing happened to my teacher yesterday!

sammiaaron 16

Saturday 30 January 2016 19:04

your teacher got a boner?

prized_loser 17

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:35

I tried to have an erectile dysfunction meeting once. It was a big flop, nobody came.

laurkk827 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:08

don't think that boner was too "random" then, now is it?

Corbane11 16

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:11

Dude, I wish I could mode with that much detail! I'm also taking animation classes, and my new goal is to achieve this from modeling too lmao

HeatherCorinne 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:17

Top reason I'm glad I'm not a guy.

Irakli_1 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:45

yeah, "randomly"

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:54

Ah, the ass. Truly an exquisite element of the universe.

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Same thing different taste

Not now, Cooper

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