Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I was walking my big, fat, fluffy old dog when I saw my crush. I waved enthusiastically, but my dog chose that moment to squat down and unleash a string of poop. My crush looked horrified as I tried to scoop it up while still waving. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, it's been a month since I fell into a pile of dog crap whilst walking back from school with my crush. She hasn't texted me since, even though we were inseparable before. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
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dommosoh 0
Bet you forgot his dog's name.
dirtyhippie 0
Awww :(
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Comments (81)
isthisonetaken 0
maybe he has a thing for dogs...
fallenarchangel 0
Wow #2 I hope u die
isthisonetaken 0
not that i particularly care but what did #2 do?
ohhdamn 0
I think they meant 18, because 18's being a ****.
kukopia 0
It's probably because he heard her call her dog by name multiple times - but the dog obviously didn't call hers. And it was HER crush, not his.
maria12_fml 0
So what? He thinks your dog is cuter than you, maybe he just liked pup's personality better
badabing94 0
Haha but suck it up. No one can even remember my name, the love of my life, my family (the glass boots my ggrandma painted for me have my name spelled wrong, two out of five names on bday cards were spelled right) my FRIENDS! So as long as SOMEONE can remember it your lucky.
eastgirl16 0
Awe, why?? I hope you don't think this is weird, but what's your name? Why is it so hard to remember? My name is always misspelled too. My name is Juana. But no one forgets it thankfully.
wingedspiritus 0
That's so sad... This is obviously worse than the OP's situation. FYL.
beaniebabe 0
hahahahaha
EcGyMz 0
don't worry. it was probably just because your dog is better looking. :)
Protegas 0
Who keeps a crush for 3 years?...
wingedspiritus 0
Some people do. Is it too hard for you to accept?
plexico 4
So, when you blew him today, instead of saying your name he said, "Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl?" Dog owners can be weird.
mementomori_fml 0
Dat is jammer.