Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I was walking my big, fat, fluffy old dog when I saw my crush. I waved enthusiastically, but my dog chose that moment to squat down and unleash a string of poop. My crush looked horrified as I tried to scoop it up while still waving. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, it's been a month since I fell into a pile of dog crap whilst walking back from school with my crush. She hasn't texted me since, even though we were inseparable before. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
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dommosoh 0
Bet you forgot his dog's name.
dirtyhippie 0
Awww :(
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Heathersaur 0
Awww, omg that sucks!
rabidbacon 0
How many times is the word 'crush' is used on this site?
noodles_200 0
of course he remembered the dogs name thats gis brother! MOST guys are dogs im not saying all are but most of them are just jack asses like that
blackbear6193 0
if your saying your a cat person, just go die. your comment makes me sick. dogs rule. also, OP, wear a name tag. or be more outgoing to be remembered.
igraine 0
Haha, I had a bunch of neighbors whose names I did not know even though I knew their dogs' names! That's just what happens when you hang out so your dogs can play together. It sucks that he was your crush and didn't remember, though! :(
thatbloke 0
It's actually fairly normal for doglovers to just know the pets names, there are many people I bump into that I don't know the names of, I only know their pets names. Don't get so worked up over something so simple.
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
Ydi for calling him ur crush .. Wat are we in 5th grade ?
Killer_Instinct8 0
Aw...LOL...its funny but it sucks as well....sorry 8l
Adriennerox211 0
:/ aw sorry hun he should have remembered ur name FYL. You sooo fidnt deserve it. #18 can go **** hisself. Even if its a girl, u can go **** your gay self O_o
musicislife1995_fml 0
of 3 years ago... maybe he lost track of who he's dated since then?