Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I was walking my big, fat, fluffy old dog when I saw my crush. I waved enthusiastically, but my dog chose that moment to squat down and unleash a string of poop. My crush looked horrified as I tried to scoop it up while still waving. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, it's been a month since I fell into a pile of dog crap whilst walking back from school with my crush. She hasn't texted me since, even though we were inseparable before. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
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dommosoh 0
Bet you forgot his dog's name.
dirtyhippie 0
Awww :(
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Comments (81)
SDguy 0
Kukopia, your f* smart... best answer to this nonsense FML post!!
thecheekyone 0
YDI for saying crush. And did you really think he would remember?
equastriangirl 0
aww that sucks :( im sorrrry
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aww, sorry.
Laci_Laine 0
Ha ha sounds like something I would do! I love animals!! And could people please use commentor's names instead of the number? Cuz sometimes the numbers are screwy.
mijzelffan 0
that isn't such a big deal, some people just don't remember names very well
lesp 6
LOL @ spinarium!!! That made my day. Totally not an FML. Your "crush from 3 years ago." You didn't get over a crush in 3 years? Boo hoo. Call the whambulance to come pick you up.
wowfmlife 0
at least it wasnt your name he forgot
seb12992 0
#54 is officially the dumbest person to ever post on FML. Way to make yourself look like a fucktard.
shnibz101 0
What I don't get it he remebered ur dogs name and didn't remember ur dogs name? WTF
badluckwolf 0
im more of a human person and i do the same thing...i can remember alot of dogs name from the kennel but not random people in my class at school or acuantinces.so you didnt deserve it really your just all huffy about something small