Miscellaneous: Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra... - FML

By anniemeece - 07/04/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

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anniemeece 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 23:14

Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.

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Cad6 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:14

It was booby trapped.

Justforlolz 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:03

I guess you could say... That was... *sunglasses* A booby trap. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*

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Toramichelle 4

Monday 1 October 2012 5:42

I've done that before

anniemeece 23

Wednesday 3 April 2013 7:45

That made me laugh. xD

newstart11 9

Wednesday 14 August 2013 6:30

Haha thanks for the laugh...and I'm so sorry :)

salbie 18

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:43

I've been there, OP! FYL, that shit hurts. So does accidentally snapping the bra elastic back on yourself. Bras are dangerous.

koolboi69 14

Wednesday 6 August 2014 1:26

wow..

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