Miscellaneous: Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra... - FML

By anniemeece - 07/04/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

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anniemeece 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 23:14

Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.

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Cad6 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:14

It was booby trapped.

Justforlolz 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:03

I guess you could say... That was... *sunglasses* A booby trap. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*

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jerseyboy732 16

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:39

yeah seriously just let the girl be. u guys get wayy too mean on here over the stupidest stuff

Hon3y_schnucums 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:27

The ****? How did u manage that

ManicGypsy 22

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:33

#110, she did give details! Look at comment #91.

absosteel 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:36

I've totally done that before:( I got a bloody nose.. Haha

LovexInfinity 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 3:34

I hate when that happens. FYL

dupont420 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 3:56

LOL good1 sunshine

TrentF13 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:00

I have to ask my girlfriend if this happens to her ever. I'm worried about people if so...

MissIrish 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:20

Like A Boss

alex540150 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:24

Now... You are a woman! (:

osomoso 7

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:37

Lol meatball problems

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